Time for Lunch! The weather is getting so nice here. I think we skipped spring and went straight to summer, however! It is almost too hot to wear clothes! But since I know your love of fishnet, I thought I would wear this to our little picnic in the woods! You were shocked when I [...]

Surprise! I thought I’d surprise you while you’re on the job; they’ve been working you to the bone! Don’t worry, I wore a coat across the construction lot, until I got to your office trailer, that is. I can’t be certain that the fork lift operator didn’t see me slip out of it, but who [...]

  Double Fun! You’ve met my girlfriend, @FloridaDoubleD (aka Dee Delmar) before – you know the one that likes to suck BBC, strange cocks at the gloryholes, and just have the same type fun I like! We got together to finally do a photoshoot, but when we get together we just can’t keep our hands [...]

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’ Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the [...]

Hopefully you’ve noticed I’ve been very quiet lately and haven’t been posting or tweeting or pretty much anything for a month or so.  There’s been a bit of drama going on that I’ve definitely had to deal with. My mom has severe COPD and had an attack.  Which in itself, wouldn’t be that big of [...]

A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and said, “Now, don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has”.  Whatever you [...]

Did you really think you were in charge? OH no, I don’t think so, Mister! I brought you out here to teach you a lesson. When I asked you last week to meet me for a quick blowjob and fuck, that didn’t mean you could be busy! Nope, you should NEVER be too busy to [...]

I must first say I apologize to all my Canadian friends.  I’m sure there are many that do not do what I’m about to rant about, so here goes….. What exactly is the freaking speed limit in Quebec?? I mean, seriously, does everyone there drive 25 mph because they sure do when they get to [...]

So, you’ve heard my story about my kitty being sick and I hope y’all said awwww, but here’s a little story to make ya laugh AND shake your head.  As I said, my kid works at a vet’s office which has its perks. One of them, is not having to take Baby back for his [...]

It’s my birthday! What’d ya get me? Lol! Seriously, though, I keep wondering every year if maybe this should be my last year in the business. But I know how much I would miss all my fans, members, and friends. So I think I’ll stay as long as you’ll have me! Thank you from the [...]