Double Fun! You’ve met my girlfriend, @FloridaDoubleD (aka Dee Delmar) before – you know the one that likes to suck BBC, strange cocks at the gloryholes, and just have the same type fun I like! We got together to finally do a photoshoot, but when we get together we just can’t keep our hands [...]

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’ Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the [...]

Hopefully you’ve noticed I’ve been very quiet lately and haven’t been posting or tweeting or pretty much anything for a month or so.  There’s been a bit of drama going on that I’ve definitely had to deal with. My mom has severe COPD and had an attack.  Which in itself, wouldn’t be that big of [...]

A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and said, “Now, don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has”.  Whatever you [...]

Did you really think you were in charge? OH no, I don’t think so, Mister! I brought you out here to teach you a lesson. When I asked you last week to meet me for a quick blowjob and fuck, that didn’t mean you could be busy! Nope, you should NEVER be too busy to [...]

I must first say I apologize to all my Canadian friends.  I’m sure there are many that do not do what I’m about to rant about, so here goes….. What exactly is the freaking speed limit in Quebec?? I mean, seriously, does everyone there drive 25 mph because they sure do when they get to [...]

So, you’ve heard my story about my kitty being sick and I hope y’all said awwww, but here’s a little story to make ya laugh AND shake your head.  As I said, my kid works at a vet’s office which has its perks. One of them, is not having to take Baby back for his [...]

It’s my birthday! What’d ya get me? Lol! Seriously, though, I keep wondering every year if maybe this should be my last year in the business. But I know how much I would miss all my fans, members, and friends. So I think I’ll stay as long as you’ll have me! Thank you from the [...]

I want to wish all of you a very happy Easter! I hope you have a great day doing whatever it is you do to celebrate, whether its go to church, spend the day with family or just eat chocolate bunnies! Kisses ~ Kristine www.KristineCumz.com Wanna jack off to me LIVE?

I’ll be here waiting for you while you take a shower to get cleaned up for me. When you walk out, water dripping off your hard body, I dangle my shoes for you. You drop to your knees and slowly slip my shoe off as you suck my toes, running your hand down my legs. [...]