Double Fun! You’ve met my girlfriend, @FloridaDoubleD (aka Dee Delmar) before – you know the one that likes to suck BBC, strange cocks at the gloryholes, and just have the same type fun I like! We got together to finally do a photoshoot, but when we get together we just can’t keep our hands [...]

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’ Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the [...]

Hopefully you’ve noticed I’ve been very quiet lately and haven’t been posting or tweeting or pretty much anything for a month or so.  There’s been a bit of drama going on that I’ve definitely had to deal with. My mom has severe COPD and had an attack.  Which in itself, wouldn’t be that big of [...]

A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and said, “Now, don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has”.  Whatever you [...]

Did you really think you were in charge? OH no, I don’t think so, Mister! I brought you out here to teach you a lesson. When I asked you last week to meet me for a quick blowjob and fuck, that didn’t mean you could be busy! Nope, you should NEVER be too busy to [...]

I’ll be here waiting for you while you take a shower to get cleaned up for me. When you walk out, water dripping off your hard body, I dangle my shoes for you. You drop to your knees and slowly slip my shoe off as you suck my toes, running your hand down my legs. [...]

I know we have reservations at one of the nicest restaurants in town, but I’d rather stay in and have you dine on me and if we hurry we can still make it … maybe … I put on a pair of stockings and your favorite garter belt before slipping into a sexy new black [...]

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I’m not gay, however I have family members that are – and even before I knew about these family members I always thought that it seemed awfully unfair that just because someone has different sexual inclinations they should be treated differently. Like there are many people that completely and totally disagree with my sex life [...]

There are only two things to worry about – either you are well or you are sick If you are well, there is nothing to worry about.  If you are sick, you will either get well or die. If you get well, there is nothing to worry about.  If you die, there are two things [...]