Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old  son to the doctor.    With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, ’Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.’ The next morning when the [...]

A man went to church  one day and afterward  he stopped to shake the preacher’s hand.   He said, ‘Preacher, I’ll tell  you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!’ The preacher said, ‘Thank you sir, but I’d rather you didn’t use profanity.’ The man said, ‘I was so damned impressed with that sermon I [...]

The Indian with One Testicle There once was an Indian who only had one testicle.  His given name was “OneStone.”  He hated the name and asked everyone to not call him that.  But they did anyways!  After years of torment and teasing, OneStone finally had enough!  He told everyone in the village that anyone that [...]

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats  and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you  have? Johnny: Seven,  Sir. Teacher: No, listen  carefully. If  I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how  many will you have? Johnny:  Seven Teacher: Let me put it to you  differently. If  [...]