Mar 02 2012
DP – Double Penetration
This is a small update, but I couldn’t NOT share this with you guys! I mean, it’s not often you see me doing anal and it is definitely not often you see me doing DP!
How could I not let ya in on this one? Be sure to let me know how much you love it and maybe I’ll do some more! heehee …
Kisses ~ Kristine
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium.
She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a
terrible motorcycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The
pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could help
him.” You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation
as they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced. “Tom
was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, “and every move caused him terrible pain.”
We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned
out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom’s
scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.”*
Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed
uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.
“Now,” she announced in a quivering voice, “thank the Lord, Tom is
out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum
should recover completely.”
All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and
tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, “I’m Tom
Smith.” The entire congregation held its breath. “I just want to
tell my wife the word is sternum.”