One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on… So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time. When the angel returned, he told God, ‘Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought [...]

Hopefully you’ve noticed I’ve been very quiet lately and haven’t been posting or tweeting or pretty much anything for a month or so.  There’s been a bit of drama going on that I’ve definitely had to deal with. My mom has severe COPD and had an attack.  Which in itself, wouldn’t be that big of [...]

A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and said, “Now, don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has”.  Whatever you [...]

Did you really think you were in charge? OH no, I don’t think so, Mister! I brought you out here to teach you a lesson. When I asked you last week to meet me for a quick blowjob and fuck, that didn’t mean you could be busy! Nope, you should NEVER be too busy to [...]

Mrs.  Jones went to see her doctor.  When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. He instructed her to get undressed and lie down on the examining table. She did so….  The doctor put on rubber gloves and began to massage her “private parts.” After a couple of minutes [...]

“I’m finished with Debbie!” Tom exclaimed to his friend. “What did she do?” asked his buddy “She broke down and told me she was bisexual.” “That bothers you that much?” “Yeah!!! Who the hell wants to screw just twice a year???” Kisses ~ Kristine www.KristineCumz.com See me Cum on Cam HERE!

I must first say I apologize to all my Canadian friends.  I’m sure there are many that do not do what I’m about to rant about, so here goes….. What exactly is the freaking speed limit in Quebec?? I mean, seriously, does everyone there drive 25 mph because they sure do when they get to [...]

So, you’ve heard my story about my kitty being sick and I hope y’all said awwww, but here’s a little story to make ya laugh AND shake your head.  As I said, my kid works at a vet’s office which has its perks. One of them, is not having to take Baby back for his [...]

It’s my birthday! What’d ya get me? Lol! Seriously, though, I keep wondering every year if maybe this should be my last year in the business. But I know how much I would miss all my fans, members, and friends. So I think I’ll stay as long as you’ll have me! Thank you from the [...]

I want to wish all of you a very happy Easter! I hope you have a great day doing whatever it is you do to celebrate, whether its go to church, spend the day with family or just eat chocolate bunnies! Kisses ~ Kristine www.KristineCumz.com Wanna jack off to me LIVE?